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Welcome to the ONLY education you'll ever need!
The Adult Academic Program = "the un-iversity"
UNLEARN and DISREGARD all of the nonsense you "learned" in elementary & high school! Learn what you need to know; what nobody ever told you!
Inspired by "ACCEPTED" & "Billy Madison" our courses will prepare you for life after high school; QUICKLY!
Come and be a part of an institution of AUTHENTIC "higher learning"!
DID YOUR SCHOOL FAIL YOU BY PASSING YOU?
No Accountability = the new normal!
- Believe it or not, there are, ACTUALLY, institutions of learning that employ the belief that a person WITHOUT accountability will do better in society than those who are held accountable, to themselves and others, WITH accountability (a set standard)!
"If you think like a winner; you're a winner!"-Angelo Dundee
LEARN HOW TO POSsESS A "WINNERS MINDSET"
- Encourage your kids to BE more "LIKE MIKE"!
so you've graduated from high school
CONGRATULATIONS...YOU HAVE A WORTHLESS DIPLOMA!
- The public education system is very rarely held accountable for producing the undereducated students it that it churns out / "graduates" every June. Schools have the ability to flat out ignore parents and anyone else they do not receive funding from. And if a school is rifled with bad teachers, what happens? Absolutely NOTHING! The teachers keep their job and the public school stays in business. Nobody wastes time on the concept of customer satisfaction. After all, the customers are merely uneducated kids who won't realize they are getting a raw deal until they enter college or the workforce and find that they can't keep up. Since 1960, the amount spent per pupil has more than tripled after dollars have been adjusted for inflation, yet the education our children are subjected to is not three times better!
september is quickly coming to acquaint you with real life!
GET PREPARED!
Our three (3) month curriculum is a comprehensive "crash course" in the "basics" of life.
a better way = Enroll today!
*IMPORTANT - You're at a LIFE CHANGING moment!*
ATTeNTION PARENTS & LEGAL gUARDIANS!
- This could, GENUINELY, be your LAST AUTHENTIC CHANCE to SET YOUR CHILD UP FOR SUCCESS!
- SIGN UP for our COMPREHENSIVE three (3) month program and ENSURE that your (adult) children are PREPARED FOR LIFE AFTER high school!
- Make the CORRECT INVESTMENT in YOURSELF, your CHILDREN, and SOCIETY.
- REGISTER TODAY!
SCHOOL structure
Basic Courses / "Billy Madison" Program (REQUIRED)
advanced courses / "ACCEPTED" PROGRAM (PREREQUISITES)
advanced courses / "ACCEPTED" PROGRAM (PREREQUISITES)
- Learn the basics of life such as how to cook, clean, balance a checkbook, make & follow a schedule for success; etc.
advanced courses / "ACCEPTED" PROGRAM (PREREQUISITES)
advanced courses / "ACCEPTED" PROGRAM (PREREQUISITES)
advanced courses / "ACCEPTED" PROGRAM (PREREQUISITES)
- Study what you want to study. Learn about what's important to YOU!
Job Placement (PREREQUISITEs)
advanced courses / "ACCEPTED" PROGRAM (PREREQUISITES)
Job Placement (PREREQUISITEs)
- We have a job placement GUARANTEE! (*upon graduation)
(online) BASIC COURSES (REQUIRED)
The "BILLY MADISON" PROGRAM
- You'll start here! This program will take you from "novice" to "apprentice". If you don't know what those words mean then we'll teach you and you will by the end of this program!
- Once enrolled, you will have access to the online courses (below).
Underclassmen courses
The Billy Madison Program
*All students MUST complete this progam before "graduating" to the next level (the "Accepted" Program)!
- Learn: The stellate ganglion block, brainspoting, quit smoking, cancer treatments, the MELT Method; etc.
- Learn: How to obtain clothing and a dwelling place (residence)
- Earn access to: "Doing Nothing 101"
(online) ADVANCED COURSES (PREREQUISITES)
The "ACCEPTED" PROGRAM
- You'll continue your education here! This program will take you from "apprentice" to "expert". By the end of this program you'll have mastered the basics of life! You'll have a firm grasp of the things that ALL adults (that are productive members of society) should have. You'll have disovered more about yourself (and what interests you) than you knew before completing this program. You'll know how and where to get the answers to life's questions. Perhaps, most importantly, you'll be able to help others in a more authentic; tangible way.
Upperclassmen courses
The Accepted Program
*All students MUST complete this progam before "graduating" to the next level (The "Winfred-Lauder" Job Placement Program)!
- Learn: The genius of Mister Rogers (watch a FREE episode HERE), Dialectical Behavioral Therapy (Skills), and even how to speak (Conversational) English or improve your English skills. - CLICK HERE!
- Take "Doing Nothing 101"
- Learn: Laundry skills, bathing / basic hygiene, cooking, cleaning, balancing a checkbook, making and following a schedule for success; etc.
JOB PLACEMENT (upon graduation)
career opportunities
- Upon graduation you will be eligible to participate in our job finding services. We'll work with you to discover what jobs / careers might suit you best. We have immediate job availabilities, with our staffing agency, in a number of fields (including administrative assistant, data entry, delivery driving, manual labor, sales associate, telephone operator; etc.). You can also work on staff with IntersectingParallels.com (ALotOfThings.org) as a consultant (life strategist)!
(non-refundable) TUTITION Payment
Includes the complete 3 month (Un-iversity) Program
US$350.00
- Must be over 18 years of age!